The Bishops Bash

Dear Katishka The dawn is breaking as I write to you, and it heralds the start of yet another wonderful English early summer’s day. Much has been said by poets of all ages of the sweet caress of silk on… Read More ›

Say Hello To Clawsie

Dear Ms Katishka Tabymov As this is the first time we have been in contact some might deem it socially correct for me to be pointlessly formal and drone on for hours about our common ancestry, and how wonderful my… Read More ›

Din Dins anybody-£200 vouchers please!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you one if wonders of the world, and one which has been around well before the appearance of Man. It is  a wholly natural event, it is conducive to the growth of a new born animal especially to those of a mammalian classification. What is the name of… Read More ›