Did I really hear that?

Did I really hear that…Did he really say that….Did he really MEAN to say that…
This is a catagory dealing with all the blloopers, gaffes, and at times wholly unintended inuendos that I have encountered, and generally enjoyed over the last 40-50 years. Please feel free to add to this collection, as I think this catagory is gong to be fun