And welcome to the valley of the kings; that noble old sight what had countless buried treasure, and even more old bones
First of all, let me introduce myself, as you may well be hearing quite a bit from me. My full name is Bes Eshe Ain Salihah Theoris, which, in English equates to someone who is a bringer of joy, full of life, priceless a regards a sense of humor, upright in stance (unless I’m kneeling down) and all in all absolutely wonderful
That being said, my knuckle headed camel master calls me BEAST, and I have now gained the name of Umpety Lumpety through association with this here blog. I know, I know, it is a bit of a comedown, but my on-line master is a little sweetie, and not a bad story writer, so I’h happy enough to serve him as his blog mascot, and to play along with his game
So what am I and what services can I offer you
Well, I camel, and, as you can see from the picture at the head of this post, a drop dead gorgeous dromedary camel. Bung full of wisdom, acquired from the noble sands that I daily walk on, I can offer you a camel eye view of the world and humanity, all ensconced in my own inimitable style.
But most important of all is that you can now speak to a camel, now when have you ever been offered that before. As you ask I shall answer, or if you want to simply chat, then I am here.
So why not drop in and see me. I love a good old chinwag, it’s free,and, it’s not everybody who is on first name terms with a camel, especially one who is wise, talented, and beautiful as me
BEAST, WHERE ARE YOU
Ooops …time flies and my master calls, so I must leave you know, but watch this space, grab a seat, and a large bucket of popcorn, as believe me folks this is one show which is about to begin
Anything else, oh yes, a video as inserted by my on-line master. I think the music is pretty cool myself, and yes, us camels are the greatest. So I say rock on baby, rock on!… God, how I wish I was the lead guitarist… yeah!
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